5 years old in House Owner Years

I'll explain.

Yesterday DH came over to the house with some boxes and found me working (and marvelling at the chaos and lack of finished work...as well as the very shoddy work of the "professional" painters) and dropped the bomb.

We can't move in until TUESDAY. Because, frankly, we don't even have a kitchen floor.

I feel like a 5 year old who has just been told (on December 23rd) that Christmas has been postponed until December 28th. Santa, you see, took a couple of weeks off for the hell of it.

There were two weeks at the beginning of September when nothing was being done.

Luckily for me (revenge-wise) and unluckily for our contractor, I am going to review his sterling work on Angie's List.